Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Tit Torture Devices and A Tad Bit TMI!

Underwire bras are not my friends. I love them, don't get me wrong. Always there to lift me up when I am down, cheer me up on less perky days and they always have my back, but... when they break they are torture! My favorite underclothing of choice broke at 8:47 a.m. last Tuesday morning while I was at work. The little wires that I have relied on for their support began screaming and stabbing me at any move I would make. There was nothing I could do but suffer the 6.5 hours school lasted. When I got home I took a pair of pilers into my room and romoved ALL the wire from EVERY bra I have!!! No more, never again. My girls are still recovering!!!

xoxoxoxox

9 comments:

Kim Andersen said...

too funny - I just tossed one in the trash the other day for the same reason - ouch!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I don't know how women stand underwires. I will wear the biggest, whitest, cross-my-heartiest, most Jane Russell-ish big ol' support bra before I would ever wear underwires.

Jeanne said...

Been there! Oh so uncomfortable!

Yarni Gras! said...

hysterical!

Kristine said...

Can't wear underwires to begin with. Tried once, and it will never happen again. My poor chest... I'm still waiting for the swelling to go down. ;)

(sorry, terrible joke)

BadPenny said...

Oh they do hurt when the stab you ! Still wear them though.

Jay said...

Oooh 6.5 hours? Not good!

Introverted Art said...

I don;t think they are any woman's friends period...I wish I could just walk around with free tatas

Shaheen said...

I've always detested wire bras and have steered away from them, after a not so pleasant experience. Torture for sure.

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